The War on Hugs The Purell Famine The Last Supper Out The Attack on Porn Harbor The Zoom Boom Occupy No Street The Great Masquerade The Crucifixion of Anyone Not Keeping Six Feet of Distance at the Park Carole Baskin-Gate The Posting of Your Uncle’s N95 Theses on Facebook Fyrlough Festival The Scallion Spring Denial Hot Girl Summer Hibernation The Big Interrobang The Boring Twenties The Resurrection of Ladies’ Dress Gloves The Sourdough Bubble Burst The Dawning of the Age of Long-Hairy-Us