We have had enough. This was the last straw (literally, people, please, no more straws – I have cousins in the Pacific Ocean who are exhausted from dodging straws all day). I speak on behalf of a few special interest groups: F.R.O.G. (Friendly Reptiles of Georgetown), an NGO working for the betterment of the cold-blooded community, and S.H.E.L.L. (Stop Hatred of Every Leathery Life), a grassroots organization dedicated to a greater understanding of the reptilian and amphibian lifestyle. Since the dawn of man, we have endured all your slings and arrows. Reptiles are used as metaphors for the darkest parts…