No matter what state the economy is in, someone out there always needs cash, and that someone is always me. Please, don’t tell me to get my GED or learn English as a second language or go to trucking school. Yeah, the people at the unemployment office already tried that to unload me. I have two college degrees, already know English, and I’m lucky if I can back up my Buick without plowing over a curb. (That’s why I take two parking spaces, to protect your cars… and my insurance rates.) The truth is, I’m a college grad who’s always…