Author: Walt Braley

Everyone knows the disappointment of eating all the meat in a Chipotle burrito in the first two bites. There’s nothing worse than having somewhere between seven to twelve bites left of just lettuce, pico de gallo, black (or pinto) beans, and cilantro lime rice. Well, worry no longer, because we’ve got you covered with this surefire way to make sure you get double the meat in your burrito for only $1.50 more than regular price. While waiting in line for your turn to order, say, “Man, I’m hungry and just not sure the regular allotment of meat in these burritos…

I recently found myself looking for a bit of frightful fun. Typically, when I get in one of these “full moods” (that’s a little werewolf humor) I just watch my favorite horror movie, Hocus Pocus. Most of the time I even get through all of it. However, this time, I was ready to get really spooked. I decided to finally do it. To read the scariest adult book series ever written. Goosebumps. Now I know what you’re thinking, “there are so many, how did you pick one?” Well here’s how. I didn’t pick one, I picked five… the five scariest!…