Author: Walt Braley

This new sandwich shop has a unique and completely unappealing approach to upscale lunch dining.

Tickets! We are doing a live show this Friday at the Bughouse Theater in Chicago. It will feature robot dancing, headlines, quizzes, try not to laugh challenges, and more crowd interaction than any performer or audience member should be comfortable with. I can guarantee it will be genuine chaos and unlike any live comedy show you have ever seen. We have put WAY too much work into it and if you come it will make me so unbelievably happy… Unless you do what I am about to offer. Any audience member who brings a can or bottle of Mountain Dew…

HELP! I didn’t want to have to post here, because I hate using forums when I feel like there must be a simple solution to my issue, but I have truly tried everything I can think of. No matter what I am doing, this little paperclip guy keeps popping up on my computer screen. He doesn’t “do” anything. He keeps saying “it looks like you were using your computer. Would you like?” I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS ASKING ME? I thought maybe the dialogue was cutoff but I googled it and nope, that’s all it says. it doesn’t…

Despite having spent the last 50 years hitting dead-ends, having trails go cold, and consistently turning in his badge and gun because he doesn’t play by their rules, Detective William Striker has never solved his toughest case yet, catching the one-legged man that killed his wife in 1974. Having seen the massive criminal and financial success of true-crime podcasts, he has now decided to take his case to platforms like Spotify and Audible. When we asked Det. Striker about his new podcast he had this to say: “Most of chasing leads on a case like this is talking to particularly…

I’m not going to sue or anything. I’m just going to complain online a whole bunch and try to get ScreenRant to run a piece or whatever. Bare minimum it drives traffic to this site, maximum success is that Hasbro Media Company, the people that make my favorite shared cinematic universe (Transformers x GI Joe), send a real life hippo to my apartment to rip me limb from limb in front of my wife and step children. I die a hero in a way that their real dad Travis could never hope to. He comes to my funeral and gives…

EDITORS NOTE: They have sent a cease and desist. We owe them somewhere in the ballpark of $300,000. The pictures I used technically count as using Idris Elba’s likeness. 

I’m being so serious. I think if the right people see it we can get Paramount Plus to either sponsor the post, or think they already did. So everyone behave. Don’t comment or do anything weird or you’ll screw this up for me. I’m trying to support my red dude and get absolutely paid. Share this around with tweets that are like “dang, Robot Butt sold out” or “nice try paramount plus but I’m not watching your dumb show just because you paid a niche internet humor site.” There are ads for this show EVERYWHERE. We can easily sneak one…

3 Regular Bibles This Cool Godzilla Dinner For Two At Chilis. I’ll Join You. It’ll Be Nice. If We Split The Bill We Can Go Twice Call Of Duty. Any Of Them. I’m Pretty Sure They Are All $60. This Thing Tickets To Ska Fest This Website. Make Me An Offer. A Gift For Someone You’ll Likely Forget This Year. Here’s A Short Calendar Of Important Dates You’ll Probably Forget: My birthday Any Of These Funny Coffee Mugs Blu-Ray Copy Of Real Steel

This is the second one of these I’ve made. You’re welcome.

Hi all! I’m one of the editors of this great site and I finally finished my first horror novel! Because so many of you are familiar with my writing (and clearly have excellent taste or you wouldn’t be here), I was wondering if you’d look at my pitch I wrote and give me some notes before I send this thing to every publisher I can find on google. Oh, I’m also attaching the cover because I just got it back and I am PSYCHED about it. I am not really looking for notes on the cover (paid the artist A…