Guys, I didn’t buy a Cybertruck because it looks like what Robocop would drive. Could you imagine if I did that? No one can imagine it. No one. My wife would be so mad at me if she imagined that even a little. Good thing I didn’t do that. I bought the Cybertruck because it’s cool and efficient and, uh, it’s electric, I think? I DID NOT buy it because it looks like what cyborg Officer Alex James Murphy would patrol the streets of neo-futuristic Detroit in. No sir, that would be a very silly reason to spend $100,000 of…
Author: Walt Braley
Walt Braley
Walt Braley is an editor for the site you're reading right now. He took up comedy after being unmasked and forced to retire comically early in his luchador wrestling career.
My step brother Jason’s favorite video game added a new DLC today, allowing players to experience the wonderfully mediocre world of Mega Bloks. I’m not all that close to Jason, and often feel like we don’t have enough in common to make small talk at the holidays. We both play video games, but rarely do our interests align. He does seem to love Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds, though. He’s always telling me how he squad-wiped in a trios with only a Famas, and I’m always like, “damn, sounds cool, did you hear Sheryl refer to us both as ‘her boys’ earlier?…
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A video from 2022 has been rediscovered where new House Speaker Mike Johnson reveals that to fight porn addiction, him and his son use an eroticism monitoring app that notifies the other whenever one attempts to view pornography. I haven’t seen the video, but assume he is being waterboarded or slammed against a desk by Batman when he gives this information. Otherwise why would he say it. Regardless, he’s been catching a lot of flack in the media lately. I am here to say that I don’t think it’s that weird. What’s wrong with a father and his son 17-year-old…
Elon Musk debuted his own competitor in the AI space this week with Grok, a machine learning tool designed to answer anyone’s questions, no matter how abstract or difficult. We were lucky enough to get to sit down with Grok, and ask it anything we could think of, and see if it really does have all the answers. Robot Butt: Hello, Grok. We’d love to ask you some questions. How are you? Grok: Hello, hi, hi, you can ask me anything and I have answer for you. I am good, thank for asking. I just watched hit Marvel Entertainment film…
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This post is timely, topical, and perfectly in season. Kids these days just aren’t scared of anything that’s in black and white. When you look at what terrifies the current crop of tweens it’s all possessed dolls and the government mandated 24-hour Purge. That’s why we’ve come up with these new spins on classic monster movies sure to chill the bones of modern audiences. Frankenstein: Lightning strikes, the monster lives! The next day he is discharged by Dr. Frankenstein and given a $300,000 bill for the medical treatment. The horror boils over as Frankenstein’s monster learns being sewn together with…
Wow, two letters in a row from me, an editor and person who is not spiraling in his personal life. You luck Halloween dogs! To breeze through this announcement, we love Halloween season and always receive a plethora of great content during the spooky season. Unfortunately, since I was lost in that haunted desert ravine for all of October, we missed the opportunity to post as much seasonal content as we would have liked to. So, we found this simple fix. I mailed the white house, and they approved us turning November into Halloween 2. You’re probably thinking “wait, do…
Hello loyal readers. This is Walt Braley, one of the two editors for this famous website. I wanted to take a fraction of your daily internet humor reading to make myself feel a little better by explaining why in the middle of September our posting consistency plummeted. This post is sincere and completely truthful. No jokes in this one. In mid-September, I lived one of my many beautiful dreams and co-directed my first feature film. I’m not going to expound on that because I promise in a couple of months it’s all I’m going to post about. Then, the day…