Author: Walt Braley

Walt Braley is an editor for the site you're reading right now. He took up comedy after being unmasked and forced to retire comically early in his luchador wrestling career.

Look, I had a long week. I got married on April 2nd and then spent a week in Mexico. This week I’ve been catching up on way too much work and also haven’t done a great job of checking the inbox. So, instead of posting the best comedic content on the internet like we usually do, today I’m just going to share this wild clip of the time Chucky interrupted “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner’s brother Rick on a random episode of WCW Monday Night Nitro. It’s odd! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1DHgdVKeE

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Are you outraged by Bud Light recently doing the bare minimum for inclusion? Do you want a simple beer you can (technically) drink without making a political statement? Well, we’ve got you covered, and the best part is you don’t even have to sacrifice the best part of Budweiser, commercials with big ol’ horses! Our “Horse Beer” has been a staple at farms, ranches, and Kentucky Derby tracks since 1876, and in all that time, our company has never once made any kind of statement that could be read as implying anything other than the well-known fact that we love…

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The scientists here at Robot Butt have been hard at work doing the impossible. Finally creating a perfect tier list of everything. We’ve entered our extensive research and now our super-computers are churning at incredible dial-up speeds. Every Tuesday to be exact, they spit out a new batch of pop culture icons from movies, video games, real life, and everything in between, all with irrefutable ratings and inarguable breakdowns. At the end of every month, the entries from these posts will be added to our ever-growing tier list. So come back next Tuesday, send us any characters or people you want…

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The scientists here at Robot Butt have been hard at work doing the impossible. Finally creating a perfect tier list of everything. We’ve entered our extensive research and now our super-computers are churning at incredible dial-up speeds. Every Tuesday to be exact, they spit out a new batch of pop culture icons from movies, video games, real life, and everything in between, all with irrefutable ratings and inarguable breakdowns. At the end of every month, the entries from these posts will be added to our ever-growing tier list. So come back next Tuesday, send us any characters or people you want…

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The scientists here at Robot Butt have been hard at work doing the impossible. Finally creating a perfect tier list of everything. We’ve entered our extensive research and now our super-computers are churning at incredible dial-up speeds. Every Tuesday to be exact, they spit out a new batch of pop culture icons from movies, video games, real life, and everything in between, all with irrefutable ratings and inarguable breakdowns. At the end of every month, the entries from these posts will be added to our ever-growing tier list. So come back next Tuesday, send us any characters or people you want…

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In a move clearly inspired by Brian Kilmeade interviewing Ron DeSantis while playing catch, the CNN anchor interviewed Senator Sanders out on the ice. Last Monday, the senator from Vermont met with CNN’s John King to discuss his upcoming hearing concerning the price of Moderna’s Covid-19 vaccine. Instead of doing a typical sit-down, Sanders requested King meet him at Leddy Park, the arena that hosts Vermont’s minor league hockey team, the Lumberjacks. Similar to Brian Kilmeade’s interview with presidential hopeful Ron Desantis where the two held a discussion while throwing a baseball back and forth, Sanders first asked, then demanded,…

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The scientists here at Robot Butt have been hard at work doing the impossible. Finally creating a perfect tier list of everything. We’ve entered our extensive research and now our super-computers are churning at incredible dial-up speeds. Every Tuesday to be exact, they spit out a new batch of pop culture icons from movies, video games, real life, and everything in between, all with irrefutable ratings and inarguable breakdowns. At the end of every month, the entries from these posts will be added to our ever-growing tier list. So come back next Tuesday, send us any characters or people you want…

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Can you believe this guy? Look at him! I don’t care if he is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses inside, I bet he don’t weigh a buck seventy soakin’ wet. And he just walks into OUR bar like he owns the place. Yeah, let’s all get up from our table and head that way. Okay, cool, we’ll make our way over to him in order. That’s good, yeah. Uh, oh, looks like Big Dave is talking to him. Did you guys hear that, he told Big Dave he’s “not looking for any trouble,” and Big Dave said, “trouble just…

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