Hard to believe it’s already been four years since the last erection. And many of you aren’t too excited that there’s going to be another one next month. It’s common to feel fatigued, annoyed, and disgusted during erection season. But that annoyance is a small price to pay when you consider what is on the line with this erection. Reproductive rights are at stake in this erection. The spread of a deadly global virus is at the central core of this erection. To be quite honest, given what’s been going on as of late, there might not be another erection after this one. So, you…
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Will McDonald
Will McDonald should not be taken with alcohol, while driving, or in earnest. Minneapolis-based. Satire, sketch, improv. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/willgmcdonald/
Credit: Gage Skidmore Joe Biden made the media rounds last week as part of his work-from-home campaign strategy. When faced with tough questions regarding his apprehension towards taking the Cognitive Abilities Test, something considered standard protocol for most candidates, the former Vice President was quick to retort their intrigue. Here are Joe Biden’s top excuses for refusing the Cognitive Abilities Test: “There’s no way I’ll get it all in one of those tiny cups!” “Test? What is this… a job interview?” “Listen, Jack, if I have to take the test so does that rat… the one who lives in this basement I’ve…