In a massive win for science, we gave 10-year-old Timmy Buckets a non-alcoholic beer and the keys to a 2007…
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Regardless of your thoughts on AI and it’s ability to instantly create a picture of Spider-man dunking a basketball over…
CHICAGO – An area man realized this morning that he never actually wrote down those resolutions he was planning to…
WASHINGTON – Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth was one of the excited attendees at today’s inauguration. Reports say in the…
I want more than anything to be able to write one of these articles about a weird corporate partnership comic…
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Earlier today I sat down to write an article titled “When Did Long John Silvers Stop Speaking Fish?” You see,…
I’m writing this out into the void because I hope it will call back to me. I don’t know what…
NEW YORK – We’ve gotten word that the infamous Bobby “The Girder” Sanders has come out of retirement, breaking his…
CAMP WAMPANAKA – We’ve now confirmed that the infamous Camp Slaughter Killer has returned despite being shot, burned alive, and…