It’s been a rough couple of years for us, babe, and I want you to know that I don’t blame…
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These days, we’re all about efficiency, even in love. This is evidenced by a study by the psychologist Arthur Aron…
My fellow fixers and cleaners: It is my great honor to deliver the keynote at this year’s FixCon. What a…
As I laid in bed, my feet protruded out of the bottom of my gown. I stared at them and…
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Like most other startups, the Alliance of American Football is on unsure footing financially. So much so that the new…
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Dear sir, First off, we here at KFC would just like to thank you for your enthusiasm. It is devoted…
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