Ahh, summer is here. Time for cookouts, baseball, and ridiculously high electric bills because even though climate change is a…
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Hey all, I know that summer is barely underway, but if anyone has any whereabouts of a prosthetic arm that goes to…
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Whew. It was a long winter and spring spent sneaking around, but your days of sipping sweet, creamy iced coffee…
DENVER – In response to a widespread Facebook invite to “Rebecca’s 27th Birthday Pool Party Spectacular!!!” the FBI has launched a…
Hello. I’m a real Nigerian prince, and I’m sending you this email in order to point out that I’m much, much, much richer than…
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I know you’re coming. People have been screaming about the impending robotic worker revolution for years. It would be foolish…