BOSTON – Yesterday, Mark Evans woke up from a coma more than seventeen years after a horrific car crash that almost…
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It’s almost time to see – what’s it going to be? An ambitious little he, or a bossy little she?…
The man in the wrinkled, short-sleeve button-up sighs over his beer. It’s been a hell of a week, he says.…
HEAVEN – Citing significant safety concerns, about 3.4 billion human males were recalled last week by Heaven’s Department of Product Safety.…
CEDAR FALLS, Iowa – Hoping to get a jumpstart on the holiday shopping season, Gerald Colsen has already begun camping in…
Another Thanksgiving has come and gone, and now that the last bite of green bean casserole has been choked down…
Mouths agape and eyes fixed on their clasped hands, Americans at dining tables across the country today struggled to name…
WASHINGTON – In an impromptu White House press conference this morning, President Trump, clad in a tight-fitting turkey costume, pardoned…
By Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of Representatives Visiting relatives for the holidays is no excuse to miss a…