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PLANO, Texas – Hoping to cash in on the most popular fall trend, Pizza Hut has announced it will be offering…
First they came for my flag, and I said nothing. Then they came for my culture, and I said nothing.…
Dear Idaho, If I eat one more mashed potato I WILL DIE. I need you to stop. I know what…
You ever hear about a couple so perfect for each other, your heart can’t help but soar? Like that couple…
Having just received the official list of students registered for her class this year, local first-grade teacher Paula Zirkelbach has…
1. My butthole doesn’t discriminate 2. My butthole has what most would say is a flattering haircut 3. When my butthole…
You’re in my Film 103 class, but you’re a girl. And since you’re a girl, I can’t help but wonder:…
WASHINGTON – Following the controversial and violent rally in Charlottesville and the counter-protests that have emerged in its wake, the various…
Dear HGTV, Look, I agreed to be on the Property Brothers’ show Property Brothers because my wife goes fucking apeshit…