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1. Today is the day your MoviePass card arrives. 2. The universe intended for your MoviePass card to be delivered tomorrow. 3. Or Friday.…
Them Fear is now a family, as Pennywise has returned from the grave and brought his blood-sucking, newly formed family…
LOS ANGELES – Expressing frustration that traffic had been stopped for over thirty minutes, commuters Wednesday morning reportedly surmised that the…
As a longtime performance clown of suburban septic systems, I feel it’s necessary to clear the air. Not all sewer…
Tonight at 10:00 PM on the Elon Musk Network Celebrity robot Dita Andromeda, from New York, has kissed many an amphibian-bot in…
Due to the serious and mounting risk posed to time travelers, the Time Travel Advisory Board has now restricted travel…
“What did you say, deary? Speak into my good ear.” “I know you asked me a question, but I just…
To my sweet guy: You may have some questions about what’s happening to your body. Your implanted brain is going…