Thousands of fir trees have been mysteriously disappearing from forests around the Western world in the last few weeks. Forest…
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More Contentious than Patriots’ Coach Belichick who He Replaced? Q: A real tough one, right Coach Will? Coughing it up…
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You’re the last person I suspected! That alibi you gave me really held up well in court! You smell like…
Whatever happened to the good old days, when I could walk down the block and clear out a whole magazine…
I, like so many others, come up with too many goals every year that I’ll never actually have the time…
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