To the fans, Today is a great step forward for our club. After 130 years as a professional baseball organization,…
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In honor of the recent passing of Prince, I’ve written an updated version of his classic song “1999”: I…
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VATICAN CITY – Following their annual Lent postmortem, the Catholic Church’s marketing department has declared the religion’s annual time of sacrifice…
My dear Mother and Father, who loved me enough to let me go, Summer camp is not the walk in…
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Dogmatically speaking, Easter is the most important of the Christian holidays. It is also heavy as shit. Even the scrubbed…
In what can only be described as the greatest Biblical victory since Jesus dunked on everyone by coming back from…