LONDON – First Tolberone changes its shape and now this. As the British government continues to work toward exiting the European Union…
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Trump’s Gold Standard Now that Donald Trump has won the no-longer-rigged presidential election, he is ready to leave all the…
NEW YORK – Following an election season which defied all expert predictions, real estate mogul Donald Trump was named President-elect…
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CHICAGO – After selling his soul to the devil to ensure a World Series victory for his beloved Chicago Cubs, 29-year-old…
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