NEW YORK – Following an election season which defied all expert predictions, real estate mogul Donald Trump was named President-elect…
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NEW YORK – As polls close and the results of the 2016 election are counted, Brian Williams is reporting that there…
Late last night, we received the following op-ed from CBS CEO Les Moonves: As we near the end of this…
The inevitable has happened. You’ve elected a handsy traffic pylon with bad cholesterol as the president of this country. I’m…
In Lil Wayne’s song “Steady Mobbin”, the rapper goes into great detail over how much he rules the world. It’s…
As a professional monster, I take pride in my appearance. I make sure my nails are free of dirt and…
CHICAGO – After selling his soul to the devil to ensure a World Series victory for his beloved Chicago Cubs, 29-year-old…
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Good riddance, Halloween! While many fair-weather Satanists are still gorging themselves on Snickers and Jujubes, I’m preparing for a real…
With the Trump campaign bursting at the seams with spite and scandal, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to peek…