WATERBURY, Conn. – After divorcing her longtime partner Jose Nunes, Elizabeth Gilbert recently announced that she has penned a follow-up to…
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MEDFORD, Ore. – Reaffirming their commitment to chastity, teenagers Samantha Gray and Colin Reingold told reporters Tuesday that they had made…
THE NORTH POLE – Santa’s Workshop released its updated Christmas list request figures this week, and the report was highlighted by…
Mr. Potter: I’m foreclosing on you, George. Nothing personal, except I hated your father and it gives me a nasty…
Are you looking at your Christmas (that’s right, Christmas – we WON the war) tree this year and thinking, “My…
PHOENIX – Hoping to take the canine-human relationship to a higher plane of codependence, an area man is employing the power…
NEW YORK CITY – Vice President-elect Mike Pence was in for an unpleasant surprise last weekend when, in an effort to…
From: Ron.OConnell@DurkinHerd.com To: Employees of Durkin Herd Subject: Ground Rules for Our Fifth Annual Office Holiday Grab Bag Hey Everyone,…
Santa, Wow. What a year. Can you believe it? I’m the president! The ultimate winner! Are you jealous? It’s okay,…