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OAK BROOK, Ill. – McDonald’s CEO Steve Easterbrook was found repeatedly muttering “God forgive me” to himself in a secluded corner…
With the close of 2015, it’s time to look back (to the future, that is). From hoverboards to self-lacing shoes, thumbprint…
Martin O’Malley, who is trailing Democratic frontrunners Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders by four hundred and sixty-five jillion percentage points, was…
MILWAUKEE – As 2015 comes to a close, Facebook has once again unveiled its Year in Review feature, allowing users to…
NORTH POLE – Despite increased talk of a rebellion against Santa Claus amid rampant elves’ rights violations, Santa’s Workshop operated…
POTTERSVILLE – To the horror of many concerned citizens, a deranged individual spouted bizarre claims, drunkenly accosted passersby, and incited violence…
When our editor Steve suggested* I review Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas for a post, I wasn’t sure how much I…
In what has become a holiday tradition for many across the country, the nation’s creepy uncles have begun preparations for…