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WASHINGTON – President Obama graciously accepted more than 300 million handmade macaroni pictures from citizens across the nation this Presidents’…
“This is my fight song, get back my wife song…” freshly divorced Gary sang to himself between shots of whiskey,…
In general I’m a bit of a cynic, and jaded enough to be an Aerosmith song. So one would assume…
The Robot Butt staff received this email from a reader named Todd this week: Hey Lisa. I know you said…
1. A Few Dozen Candles to Surround a Bubble Bath This one takes some very deliberate installation of three dozen…
MEMPHIS – For nine-year-old Tommy Callow, his anticipation for Valentine’s Day began the first day of February. Passing friends in the hallway at…
CHANDLER, Ariz. – Citing concerns over his apparently waning ambitions and overall fitness, Gillian Cromwell wishes her shooter boyfriend, Glen Turkins,…
Long hailed as one of the Beatles’ and pop music’s greatest songs, fans are often surprised to learn the tune…
It’s that time of year again, Grifter fanatics. We’re officially just a few days away from everyone’s favorite, anxiety-riddled holiday:…