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Here’s a picture of a guy milking his cow, but this really doesn’t look right. If I were at a…
SAN DIEGO – As the new-wave sounds of Talking Head’s 1983 hit “Burning Down the House” played in the background,…
Although adamant for more than two decades that he would never do “that” for love, famed singer Meat Loaf conceded this…
As the first state in the nation to have an actual primary vote, New Hampshire holds a ton of significance in…
AUSTIN – Someone call Teddy Roosevelt, because his bear is back in a big, grizzly way. Local substitute teacher Jackson Sommers…
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands – The Anne Frank House in Amsterdam will open its new Lisa Frank exhibit this Saturday. According to museum officials,…
COLUMBUS, Ohio – Nearly 13 months have passed since Marvin, the two-toed sloth living at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium, began…
CHICAGO – Following a string of criminal admissions during a stream-of-conscious, free-flowing bit, a local improvisational comedian has been formally charged…
NEW YORK – An artisanal beard-crafting competition in Bushwick went off without a hitch, according to The New York Times’…