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They say God works in mysterious ways, that we never know exactly how he’ll make Himself known to us. But…
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COLUMBUS, Ohio – Calling the discovery a major breakthrough in our understanding of dinosaur reproduction, paleontologists from the Ohio State University…
It smacked me right in the face as I entered the grocery store, like I walked square into an invisible…
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The Cleveland Browns are the kings of mediocrity in the NFL, which is to say that, in very Cleveland Browns…
DAVENPORT, Iowa – Richard Garrison had plenty of work to do on a recent Thursday afternoon. After all, he was aiming…
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Richard Niedermaier was finally making waves at the Fortune 500 company at which he worked. After years of hard work…