On Monday, Senator Ted Cruz formally announced his candidacy for President in the 2016 elections. While he is the first…
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For some reason, the University of Akron is thinking about changing its name. Officially, the school says the new name…
Today is the International Day of Happiness, the official holiday competition where you try to prove you’re happier than everyone…
PLANO, Tx – The Illuminati, a secret society that has incredible influence over all of the world’s affairs, have announced that they…
I don’t typically binge-watch television shows, but the future Mrs. and I can’t stop slamming our way through The X-Files. We heard…
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Researchers at the Kinsey Institute today confirmed the initial findings of thousands of bumper stickers, definitively stating that yes,…
CHICAGO, Ill. – Recent college graduate and Delta Iota Kappa brother Chad Walker remains completely and irrevocably bummed out following the…
“He was afraid and said, ‘How awesome is this place! This is none other than the house of God; this…