SISIMIUT—An expatriate assigned by NASA to track Arctic shelf thinning has announced plans to bump into his third-grade love interest…
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Here are our picks for the major category winners of the 2025 Academy Awards. We expect them to all be…
12. The Daily Male (sponsored by Joe Rogan) 11. Hagiography Today 10. “MagaMegaMacho@gmail.com” (he owns a printer) 9. Izvestia 8.…
In the last week, local restaurant owner Joey Anthill has been called a number of things, including “thief,” “mistreated small…
An audience of townspeople has gathered around a raised platform at the public square. A band of Troubadour musicians begins…
Please show these to your fathers, and let me know if they would believe they are real and then be…
SOMEWHERE WITHOUT PHONE SIGNAL – Local rest stop mechanic (and seemingly only person to exist for a hundred miles) Gus…
Some people say they’re smart, some people show it without using a single word. Psychology tells us that there are…
WILMINGTON, N.C. – Local man Charles Sniffer got more than he bargained for last week when he… Okay, I can’t…
“Flirted with a man sitting next to me on the tube yesterday. Finally he woke up.” “The price of Metamucil…