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To all you dirty fascist leftists, It’s absurd, really, that I have to remind you once again that your emotional…
Washington, DC – Supreme Court Justice (and beer cynosure) Brett Kavanaugh just ruled: “The determination of location, in this case,…
“To bolster its ailing alcohol industry, Japan’s National Tax Agency has kicked off a contest inviting those ages 20 to…
Life wasn’t always easy for Ricky Halbrook, but with the right idea and a lot of hard work, he was…
It wasn’t that long ago that America had presidents, individuals elected by the people to lead the nation. It was…
1952 – “Don’t Call my Baby Baby, Baby” by the Babies Considered the first one hit wonder and hoping to…
“Oh my God, I can’t eat any more! I told you this place was incredible. Hey waitress, can you please…
Summer is a wonderful time to relax and soak up the sun, and for many, it is a well-deserved break…
Absorb your beverage through osmosis. Snort your drink like you’re in the bathroom of Studio 54. Instead of drinking your…