On a drunken dare, I ate seven Chalupa Supremes and drank seven hard seltzers. That night, as I prayed at…
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Thank you everyone for making it to this important in-person meeting. I assure you this could not have been an…
1. “His music is so good, though! I love the way he fantasizes about killing women and Satanism. It really…
As of today, more than fifty million Americans have received both doses of the vaccine and are considered fully immune…
My Dearest Diabetes, It’s been ten years we’ve spent together and in that seemingly immeasurable amount of time, my feelings…
Finding a gift dad will like is hard. Finding a gift he likes that doesn’t remind him that mom is…
So you’ve been on a few dates. So you carry the conversation most of the time. So he claims “liking…
Hello, my name is Jeron and I am a naked dumpster diver. I do it naked for agility, of course.…
Dear New York Times Opinions and Editorials Page (or whatever nationally recognized publication ultimately receives and runs this column; I…
You can now deliver your $12 birthday check to your grandson, in person. You can now eat a Bloomin’ Onion inside Outback…