This pandemic must end someday, and on that day, I pledge I will change my 1978 Tom Petty concert T-shirt.…
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1. Child in Milwaukee Tests Positive for Stink Eye 2. Cat Uses Scratch Post to Get Over Ex 3. Second…
Dear American Joe, Thank you for ordering more shit than you will ever need. Your kid’s plastic Paw Patrol toys will…
Hoo boy. This is a bad one. Being a Dementor is hard. I really was planning on giving out a…
On April 24, NBC announced via Twitter the final three hosts of Saturday Night Live’s 46th season: Keegan-Michael Key, Anya Taylor-Joy, and…
Irony Man: defeats villains using the power of irony. The Loop: hilarious mogul goes apeshit on high-speed transportation, debuts it…
Readers, I know I usually use this time to report on political affairs, but today I come to you with…
I sit at my desk, the sun beaming in Across the pasture where I walk My dogs in the afternoon…
Hey champ! I heard it was your first time out on the town since Miss Rona broke your trust and…
1. Hello hot boyfriend! Please reply to this text in a timely manner so I don’t activate my old abandonment…