With a lack of live crowds at sporting events to entertain, Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty has had to find other…
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Want to celebrate being Italian-American without the inaccurate history of a man who didn’t identify as Italian, worked for a…
October is finally here, which means the Spookening has pushed the pedal to the floor. Here is what we’re watching…
1) Your great-aunt and uncle get you a 1,000-piece puzzle for your birthday. “What fresh hell is this?” you think,…
I make a decent living as an epidemiologist, but this year has been especially good to me. As many of…
August 2019, Stage 1: Hope You’ve done it. After a lifetime of trying, of having your friends roll their eyes…
November 1, 2020 Dear {FIRSTNAME LASTNAME}, Last night the Leftists reached a new low in their War against America. They…
We’re lovers of all things spooktacular at Robot Butt, and that includes the tunes. While Halloween music doesn’t have the…
Out of respect for Mr. James, my former lover and friend, and despite the pleadings of fans worldwide, I have…
“The president emerged from the White House, followed by a phalanx of aides and Secret Service agents as he made…