CHICAGO – An area man realized this morning that he never actually wrote down those resolutions he was planning to…
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WASHINGTON – Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth was one of the excited attendees at today’s inauguration. Reports say in the…
I want more than anything to be able to write one of these articles about a weird corporate partnership comic…
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Earlier today I sat down to write an article titled “When Did Long John Silvers Stop Speaking Fish?” You see,…
I’m writing this out into the void because I hope it will call back to me. I don’t know what…
CAMP WAMPANAKA – We’ve now confirmed that the infamous Camp Slaughter Killer has returned despite being shot, burned alive, and…
UNDISCLOSED BAD GUY WAREHOUSE – Reports came in this week that another massive shootout happened at the warehouse near da…
CHICAGO, IL – A writer for a relatively unknown parody and pop-culture site was seen today just chilling on his…
We know that if you’re reading this, you’re likely skimming in-between looking up at dubbed Squid Game or the new…