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We enter a television station in upstate New York. Reporter Christine Fabares takes center stage. Cameras buzz around her as…
We’ve worked with Microsoft to rename their most popular fonts to better reflect how they are most commonly used in…
My name is Gordo Munch. You probably know me as one of the big guys that stands near the door…
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Turns out I was just drafting a press release with better punctuation. A few days ago, I sat down to…
Congratulations, citizens of America! You’ve just unboxed the all-new Democracy Lite™, the nation’s most streamlined, ahistorical, user-friendly approach to civic…
Big League batters, even White Sox hitters, universally clamor for parity with the Bronx Bombers. Yankee Torpedo Bats, shaped like…
Bond: So, the Americans have wet the bed again. M: I’m afraid so, 007. They’re calling it “SignalGate.” Bond: If…
NASHVILLE—Some of the nation’s top-selling country songwriters deliberated for 12 hours Friday about rhyming “whiskey” with “frisky,” ultimately deciding that…