As a longtime performance clown of suburban septic systems, I feel it’s necessary to clear the air. Not all sewer…
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Tonight at 10:00 PM on the Elon Musk Network Celebrity robot Dita Andromeda, from New York, has kissed many an amphibian-bot in…
“What did you say, deary? Speak into my good ear.” “I know you asked me a question, but I just…
1. “You Belong to Me Until I Say So in Writing” 2. “No Teardrops on Your Coffin or His” 3. “Forever…
You’re in my Film 103 class, but you’re a girl. And since you’re a girl, I can’t help but wonder:…
Dear HGTV, Look, I agreed to be on the Property Brothers’ show Property Brothers because my wife goes fucking apeshit…
1. Mooch, v. to beg or scrounge shamelessly; also, to lose a job, marriage, and dignity in a short period…
I’ve been working on this screenplay for almost a year now, and even though it’s still in the brainstorming phrase…
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have…
1. The average age of the 1,300 audience members is 57. The average color is white. You sit among 1,300…