Following my graduation from NYU Law School, I spent four years in the Air Force Judge Advocate General Corps; conducting…
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According to a new study analyzing over 500 scary movies, researchers have concluded that the key to avoiding dying at…
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[The morning after Andy Dufresne’s escape attempt. Roll call. He still has not emerged from his cell.] GUARD CAPTAIN HADLEY:…
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It’s been sixty years since the debut of The Beatles’ first album, and fans still have questions regarding the opening…