It’s a new year, so Amazon is giving back to our loving and loyal customers by applying automatic updates to…
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1. The availability of Miss Elaine nightgowns has dwindled. How are women expected to keep the fire stoked without those…
With the popularity of food challenges at an alltime high, I grabbed two buddies and decided that we needed to…
Dear Father: First of all, let me congratulate you on your new fatherhood. It fills me with joy to be…
You’re the last person I suspected! That alibi you gave me really held up well in court! You smell like…
Whatever happened to the good old days, when I could walk down the block and clear out a whole magazine…
I, like so many others, come up with too many goals every year that I’ll never actually have the time…
Okay, so it’s been a full three years now since I first put on the Icelandic necropants. It all started out…
Help with the Laundry SUCCEEDED – The wife made a mention back in 2022 that I wasn’t helping out enough…
I waited to write this because I thought this year might be different, but, of course, it wasn’t. I am…