WHEATON, IL—A local student at Our Lady of the Sacred Heart Academy was seen striking himself repeatedly in the school…
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I am in need of a trainer or sensei to train me in the ancient ways of white guy karate.…
“Avoid Taking Shite or Being Told to Feck Off” Rationalize that the first Guinness you drink will provide you a…
Your Saturday Cocktails & Game Night with your close and mutual friends that gradually turned into a fun kickback was…
1. You need to re-decorate the bedroom. Do you? a) Do it yourself because you’re not paying some bloke a…
“This will fly farther and more accurately,” said area man Chad Hester to a friend as they perused the disc…
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Boys, thanks for swarming on such short notice. We all know it’s brutal out there. A bloodbath. Other sales managers…
Bonjour Marie, As you know, I’m moving to your beautiful country from the US due to a recent promotion. My…
Welcome to Sarah’s farewell party! As you all know our star performer is moving on to greener pastures. Sarah, while…