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I, Elisa, being of somewhat sound mind and body (it varies), not acting under duress or undue influence (unless you count…
DORTHAN, AL — Those close to area teenager, Connor Lovett recently reported that the Westview High Senior and 3-time honor…
The goddamn pinwheel icon spun in a loop. I couldn’t log in to the portfolio tracking program needed to perform…
NORTH CAROLINA — According to a study by The Division of Child Development and Early Education, “vaping”, that is, the…
Dear Sir, I am delighted to submit my application for the position of your Second Wife. I am highly motivated…
My car broke down on the side of the road, and I do not have the money to get it…
The much-anticipated Second Coming of Jesus, originally scheduled for 2023, has been postponed, according to sources close to Jesus ben…
PRESIDENT BIDEN FALLS ASLEEP DURING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE A spokesperson from the White House has confirmed a persistent rumor that US…
We caught up with the billionaire to hear what shenanigans he has in store for 2023. Hmm… What do I…