Well, it looks like the foolish hitmen that tried to take me out are going to get away with this…
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I just completed my fourth straight year of wearing the Icelandic necropants, and all I have to say is: HELL…
I cheered when Mark Zuckerberg fired Meta’s fact-checkers. To hell with verifiable information. Bring on the unfettered whack-a-doodle-ry! If I…
Enough! Babies, where do you get off? you don’t get to hog everything! Look, just because you’re a baby, that…
From: Bosco.Roberts@AvoidLife.comTo: MarvinUlyssessFelds4563@gmail.comSubject line: Avoid things without the guilt and grief Dear Marvin, Do you have things you’ve been avoiding?…
If your school takes the SAT exam instead of the ACT, disregard this article and instead watch the 2004 teen…
Last week, you all changed my life. I didn’t even know it was possible to feel so good, so confident…
Contrary to popular opinion, there are indeed times in which a baby is not a welcome site. 5. A Trash…
Editor’s Note [INTERNAL] Hey guys. I saw this one on the scheduler and it was marked “complete,” but I don’t…
Regardless of your thoughts on AI and it’s ability to instantly create a picture of Spider-man dunking a basketball over…