Selections of Lyrics From Popular Songs as Imagined After the Seafood Buffet Tell me why Ain’t nothing but a gut-ache…
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8. Olive Garden (Indiana) We all know at least one person who has fallen prey to one of restaurant work’s…
Hello, neighbor. It’s me, the trampoline next door. You look surprised. You think you’re sly, don’t you? I see you…
– Hello and thank you for calling Superfast, where, for the right price, all of your high-speed internet and cable…
Create an enticing business on LinkedIn and continuously view their profile, despite never posting any job openings. Tell them you…
To the Venture Capital Firm Director: I am delighted to be writing to you in regard to my latest project,…
Cosmopolitan: You’re one of four people on Earth who a) actually enjoyed the Sex and the City reboot and b)…
We didn’t send this letter to you directly, but if you’re reading it right now, we both know it’s meant…
As a society, we need to bring back Vine… and I know how to get it done. We lost a…
O Ive, Saint of Apricot Scrub, hear my prayer! Thou hast cleansed mine face and mine soul, and today I…