You’re avoiding me on purpose; I know I’m the first thing you see when you turn toward the gift pile.…
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Hello, old friend. Did you forget about me? I’m the carton of eggnog you bought over the holidays. I thought…
How do you pronounce “turmeric?” White people certainly have a lot of ways to pronounce it, none of which are…
That’s right, enjoy your weight loss and new hobby resolutions, amateurs. I am going in a whole new direction this…
Hello wealthy animal lovers! If you are reading this, then I already know you have a huge heart and are…
I can see where this is going, and you know I don’t have the stomach for a second round of…
1) It can work for many occasions – birthdays, family dinners, picnics, while out on a hike, or last-minute crises…
Talking Federico Fellini doll; the director’s greatest quotes on art and life – in Italian! Scented pandemic masks M.A.N.T.I.S. (don’t…
Scene 1: It’s snowing outside, in a fake-foamy-movie-way that clings to your shoes unnaturally. We are inside Macy’s department store;…
Good afternoon, neighbor! It’s that time of year. The most glorious season there is: fall. The air is crisp, the…