O Ive, Saint of Apricot Scrub, hear my prayer! Thou hast cleansed mine face and mine soul, and today I…
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People think you have to be a wizard to wear a wizard robe, which has got to be the only…
1. You gape in awe at your monumental task and wonder if you will succeed. 2. A small part of…
There’s no expiration date on the packet. I’ve been rubbing my head all morning. It looks as if bed hair…
Thank you for this opportunity to do more work. You know me, always looking for ways to give back to…
Faced with climate change, COVID variants, and supply chain failures, we as a species must come to peace with the…
You’re avoiding me on purpose; I know I’m the first thing you see when you turn toward the gift pile.…
Hello, old friend. Did you forget about me? I’m the carton of eggnog you bought over the holidays. I thought…
How do you pronounce “turmeric?” White people certainly have a lot of ways to pronounce it, none of which are…
That’s right, enjoy your weight loss and new hobby resolutions, amateurs. I am going in a whole new direction this…