From: Bosco.Roberts@AvoidLife.comTo: MarvinUlyssessFelds4563@gmail.comSubject line: Avoid things without the guilt and grief Dear Marvin, Do you have things you’ve been avoiding?…
Browsing: Life
If your school takes the SAT exam instead of the ACT, disregard this article and instead watch the 2004 teen…
Last week, you all changed my life. I didn’t even know it was possible to feel so good, so confident…
Contrary to popular opinion, there are indeed times in which a baby is not a welcome site. 5. A Trash…
Editor’s Note [INTERNAL] Hey guys. I saw this one on the scheduler and it was marked “complete,” but I don’t…
Regardless of your thoughts on AI and it’s ability to instantly create a picture of Spider-man dunking a basketball over…
CHICAGO – An area man realized this morning that he never actually wrote down those resolutions he was planning to…
I want more than anything to be able to write one of these articles about a weird corporate partnership comic…
Earlier today I sat down to write an article titled “When Did Long John Silvers Stop Speaking Fish?” You see,…
CHICAGO, IL – A writer for a relatively unknown parody and pop-culture site was seen today just chilling on his…