Hey, uh, so should I be, like, worried? This morning, when I went to open the door, I was suddenly…
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In this life, it’s only fair that we all turn to something for a little bit of comfort. A baby…
Did you know, Fred and Wilma were the first American animated married couple, to be shown in bed together. I…
They REALLY didn’t want to do it. I built real website and found the only grocery vendor group in the…
A New England toddler has promised to unleash a “whirlwind of chaos” unless his nanny locates a toy he lost…
As the new patriarch of this family, it is now MY TURN to plan the annual family vacation. When I…
Dear Mom and Dad, It’s come to my attention that Aunt Suzy walked in on Cousin Leroy masturbating to a…
We are so thrilled to take a VERY short break from appropriate remembrances to celebrate YOU, you big fucking stupid…
Motivation. Hard work. Perseverance. Goal setting. Overcoming setbacks. These are some words I use when giving a high school graduation…
*This post was a part of Robot Butt Live! on Friday, March 24th, 2024. It was a chaotic live show…