1. $25 from your ex-boyfriend who broke your heart to someone by the name of GlitterBabyKatie with the memo “Thanks…
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Dear Pisceans, Cancers and Scorpios, I think I speak for everyone else when I say I simply don’t understand why…
Apathetic Deli-Sliced Ham: Good news! You got a main meat dish. Bad news? It’s Christmas Eve and the grocery stores are…
We’re so excited to have you onboard during these tumultuous times! This year’s internship program will look a little different…
1) Know that drivers will be in a hurry on treacherous, winding mountain roads. They will try to pass you…
1. Hey, me here – I’m lying! You should be worried. This is the second time you bailed on getting…
Monday I begin with the end in mind. Other people procrastinate until Wednesday before they even start planning for the weekend. Not…
Do you feel feverish or hot? (Y/N) Are you sitting next to a fireplace wearing a sweater, flannel pants, a…
1. “You’re wrong about…” 2. “In my non-expert opinion…” 3. “COVID-19.” 4. “It’s all bullshit.” 5. “COVID-18.” 6. “Value add.”…
Ever since I was little – but especially since my later teenage years – I’ve been told to follow my…