On the eve of the new year the undersigned hereby, Reiterates support for flossing once a day Acknowledges the value…
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Hoo boy! What can I say about 2020? It was a year that was definitely… a year. Maybe even two.…
Thank goodness 2020, the worst year of your privileged and extremely self-involved life, has finally come to an end. Suck…
1. $25 from your ex-boyfriend who broke your heart to someone by the name of GlitterBabyKatie with the memo “Thanks…
Dear Pisceans, Cancers and Scorpios, I think I speak for everyone else when I say I simply don’t understand why…
Apathetic Deli-Sliced Ham: Good news! You got a main meat dish. Bad news? It’s Christmas Eve and the grocery stores are…
We’re so excited to have you onboard during these tumultuous times! This year’s internship program will look a little different…
1) Know that drivers will be in a hurry on treacherous, winding mountain roads. They will try to pass you…
1. Hey, me here – I’m lying! You should be worried. This is the second time you bailed on getting…
Monday I begin with the end in mind. Other people procrastinate until Wednesday before they even start planning for the weekend. Not…