“Look at that dog tied up outside the bodega… isn’t it cute? What if we kidnapped it? Nah! I’m just…
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There was blood on the carpet. A few days before quarantine, the new carpet arrived. The one that looked so…
It’s simple. If you want to be a real assassin, then you must kill someone every day. No excuses. As…
To be clear, your incessant hand washing has not gone unnoticed. You’ve been vigilant in keeping your hands clean, and…
With the increase in self-quarantines, people around the world are spending more time communicating with friends and family through video…
Email greetings are tricky – especially during a worldwide crisis! Starting your message with an effortless salutation while acknowledging a…
Excessive tweeting. Excessive retweeting. Excessive tweeting and retweeting about the coronavirus. Even without any symptoms, worrying that you might have…
Ten? No… sixteen? Wait, twenty-seven days ago? It doesn’t matter. At a time when I followed the Gregorian calendar and…
Dear Dan, As a valued customer, we want to make you aware that you are approaching your Talk Minutes® limit…
Pallet of toilet paper liberated from a Costco delivery truck. “Go bag” containing water, non-perishable food and a first-aid kit.…