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Greetings, staff member! Three years ago, we launched a gratuitous hiring frenzy to tackle an untenable stream of project-based work…
I’ve been praying a lot lately, and I just have to tell you something: God has really put it on…
Hey, what’s up, chump? It’s me, your twenty-fourth birthday. Mom wanted me to remind you to take your dishes up…
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I need to focus on being a good person again. That’s why I pulled you aside, while you were boiling…
Hello, and welcome back to school! Please make sure your child comes prepared to my class with the following supplies…
Like many American teenagers, I spent the summers of my youth going to summer camp. The very phrase “summer camp”…
My kids are going to be raised differently than other kids. Unlike most kids these days, my kids are going…
On Vacation Thanks for your message. I’ve been told that spending time with people in my life outside of professional…