Dear fuckhead, I’m not sorry for flipping you off. Yeah I’m talking to you, guy in the Porsche SUV who…
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From my porch with the light on, I watch the Dasher get out of the car filled with six other…
As a devoted husband, people are always wondering how I’ve managed to stay in a loving marriage for the past…
I know some of you are unaware of what I do for a living… the rest of you are well…
Oh, I see you, but I’m not opening the window. Are you chasing me or do you live there? What’s…
Achieving Zen requires strongly identifying with all your emotions. Yes, some are more comfortable than others: joy, excitement, sex, cocaine.…
When I moved out here to the country near the state line, I thought I was going to be living…
Welcome! I hope you found the place okay. Parking wasn’t a problem? Great! First things first: this is where I…
Oh, here we go. Great. So you’ve been schlepping around Walmart and you spotted me. “Look, a bird!” you say,…
No one wants to travel to work like a loser, but the sad reality is that most commuters really don’t…