Tell Him You Keep Hearing About This “Medicine” Stuff But Don’t Know What All The Fuss Is About Take him…
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Tuna Sushi with Nouveau Wasabi This tuna was scraped from the inside of a can we found in an abandoned…
Hey government! It’s me, Megan K. Schwartz/Civilian 8FB4U5T7TI7T92Z. As it becomes increasingly likely that you’ll soon begin surveilling me via…
I have hit the vintage clothing store jackpot: the perfect jacket, I’m sure of it. Do I have other jackets?…
Greetings, staff member! Three years ago, we launched a gratuitous hiring frenzy to tackle an untenable stream of project-based work…
I’ve been praying a lot lately, and I just have to tell you something: God has really put it on…
Hey, what’s up, chump? It’s me, your twenty-fourth birthday. Mom wanted me to remind you to take your dishes up…
Hello shamans, wellness bloggers, and white women who burn incense and call themselves witches, We hope this newsletter finds you…
I need to focus on being a good person again. That’s why I pulled you aside, while you were boiling…
Hello, and welcome back to school! Please make sure your child comes prepared to my class with the following supplies…