Hey dudes, it’s me, Gilbert P. Bigfish. You might know me as the massive sport fish you caught while crushing…
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Cantankerous customers to retail workers are like fleas to rabid dogs. Staff in stores are already ground down by the…
Hey there, white male suburban consumer. We know you’re a white male suburbanite because this ad is on Facebook and…
Every so often, I wake up as if from a fugue state, unable to recall where I’ve been for the…
Let’s talk about the elephant in the room: I shouted the name of another woman during, I’d say, a pretty…
Hey there, new neighbor, thanks for coming in. They call me “Ol’ Gus” and I run this here local hardware…
When I was boy, I read Crime And Punishment and Brothers Karamazov and dreamed I could be next Dostoevsky. I…
Dear Dr. Laura, My husband and I have always respected our daughter’s privacy. I did briefly read her diary once…
Hey guys, can we chat for a second? Look. I realize that coal mining can be a wild business sometimes.…
Dear fuckhead, I’m not sorry for flipping you off. Yeah I’m talking to you, guy in the Porsche SUV who…