1. Adopt the preparation methods of a bank robber: Stake out a restaurant for several weeks before your reservation (from…
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Dear Self, Please accept this letter as a formal notification that I’m resigning from my position as Founder/Owner/CEO/CFO/Wearer of Lots…
Momo gets why everyone thinks she’s scary but maybe you should just give her a chance! After all, Momo…
By the time you and the other sheeple wandered over here from security, slowed by your fascination with skylights and…
Hello. Me name Boog. Me be Neanderthal in me twenty. Me be adult now and let me tell you me…
Hey girl, Ever since I moved into your old apartment, I see you freaking everywhere, girl. You first greeted me…
The Position Challenge: Who can stretch a single limb without it popping like a Smith & Wesson .38 Special? I…
The new year is in full swing, and you know what that means: People are straight-up getting pregnant out there.…
These days, we’re all about efficiency, even in love. This is evidenced by a study by the psychologist Arthur Aron…
As I laid in bed, my feet protruded out of the bottom of my gown. I stared at them and…