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Oh, here we go. Great. So you’ve been schlepping around Walmart and you spotted me. “Look, a bird!” you say,…
No one wants to travel to work like a loser, but the sad reality is that most commuters really don’t…
So you found my Gentle Glide tampons under the sink whilst looking for another roll of toilet paper. You might…
If you look in the toilet and are mortified at what is staring back at you, you’ve come to the…
Every Sunday millions of Americans file into churches all across the country and look up at the svelte, tortured physique…
When I mow my lawn, I am an agent of destruction. An entire cosmos exists beneath our feet and from…
Look, guys. You’re an adult now, and that means dressing the part – get yourself a nice suit. They’re not…
Who doesn’t love the Chicago Bulls’ mascot Benny the Bull? What with his hysterical antics and genius sense of humor,…
As a worker at a job and a user of public transit, you’re inherently tangled up with people and modes…