It’s 3 a.m. when I hear a loud thud downstairs. I gently, respectfully, tenderly, shove my husband out of bed…
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Let me start off by saying I’m quite surprised by how many of you expressed disappointment in our decision not…
Yes, I hear my car alarm going off. Of course I hear it, how could I not? Do you think…
Because they aren’t supposed to go in the fucking closet. Because my sweaters are a thousand times more comfortable than…
Seventeenth century philosopher Rene Descartes was on to something when he noticed that merely having thoughts was enough to verify…
1. Self-destructing voice text 2. Emoji hieroglyphics 3. Venmo request for “breakup fee” 4. ARG (Alternate Reality Game) left in…
Going to the gym as a newcomer can be intimidating. It can feel like the “regulars” are judging you for…
Confession time, folks… Two months ago, when my son Jeffrey got accepted onto his school’s honor roll, I was pretty…
Well, I really botched this one good. My New Year’s resolution was a simple one: patch things up with the…
That sullen wench! Oh, what a harlot, a right old concubine. If word gets out at the country club… no,…