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1. Casual Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays 2. Water bottle that reads, “You are the 99%” 3. Brown bag lunches with…
Dear Scary Monster, My husband and I have an agreement. Any beefy (hairy) spiders under half an inch in diameter…
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As a seahorse, I didn’t really have to be reminded that there are plenty of fish in the sea. What…
Congratulations on joining [INSERT FORTUNE 500 COMPANY NAME HERE]! During your first week here, it is expected that you are…
It’s me, the Halloween Grinch! You know, the person who loves to take pictures of the Halloween displays in my…
Dear Mom, You’re watching me write this from the bushes outside my window, but I’m pretending not to see you.…
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Halloween is right around the corner and you know what that means: another shot at corporate’s Best Halloween Party in…