Last year, my ex-boyfriend and I were put on the same jury and I delayed the verdict by four weeks…
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So you think you’re a real New Yorker, with your rainbow bagels, avocado toast, and motley crew of catchphrase-spouting ninja…
As the weather changes, so does the appetite. Trying to find new, hearty recipes for fall dinners for my husband…
DISCLAIMER: I realize that whining about the heat in my car makes me a privileged turd. Clearly, there are far…
1. Casual Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays 2. Water bottle that reads, “You are the 99%” 3. Brown bag lunches with…
Dear Scary Monster, My husband and I have an agreement. Any beefy (hairy) spiders under half an inch in diameter…
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As a seahorse, I didn’t really have to be reminded that there are plenty of fish in the sea. What…
Congratulations on joining [INSERT FORTUNE 500 COMPANY NAME HERE]! During your first week here, it is expected that you are…
It’s me, the Halloween Grinch! You know, the person who loves to take pictures of the Halloween displays in my…